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#opencaption
Wintour, Discontent
[Seconds after this look from Anna Wintour, the camera's lens shattered and a million bits of glass littered the floor of Per Se, where Ms. Wintour attended an event for the movie Nine. Image via INF] -
#clipjob
Gawker.TV: The Five Best Videos Ever of the Day
Today at Gawker.TV, Barbara spews hate at Spizter's gal Ashley Dupre, Martha shows her more charitable side, Kathie Lee bores Andy Cohen to death, a drunken ambulance ride, and we spend some holiday time with Oprah and the Obamas. More » -
#recessionomics
Hobo America Gets a Haircut
The Way We Live Now: Well-coiffed. Hey, Citigroup's resurrecting itself and Exxon is balling again even though all your investments are clearly "bubbles," but the point is: Here, have a free haircut. All better now? More » -
#cockblock
For the First Time in His Life, Jeffrey Epstein's Relieved to Keep His Penis in His Pants
Billionaire money manager Jeffrey Epstein paid his debt to society for soliciting happy endings from underage girls, and those girls had a setback in their lawsuit against him today. The can't see his penis for a second time. More » -
#rant
Facebook's Great Betrayal
Facebook's privacy pullback isn't just outrageous; it's a landmark turning point for the social network. Facebook has blundered before, but the latest changes are far more calculated. The company has, in short, turned evil.
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#promotion
We're Hoping This Adorable Puppy Makes You Read This Post!
Is it working? Excellent. We just wanted to let you know that the first ever Gawker Luxury Gift Guide is now live, just in time for you to procrastinate for another 15 minutes this afternoon. Check it out! -
#yes
Is Joe Lieberman Just Stupid?
We have always maintained that Joe Lieberman is petty, sanctimonious, childish, vindictive, thin-skinned, and monstrously self-impressed. But The New Republic's Jon Chait today explains that he is also stupid. More » -
#polls
Outrage-Off: Kevin McCullough vs. Charles Lane
Obama is collaborating with Tiger Woods' Muslim followers to screw America, for the homosexual movement. The only way to stop the outrage: Outrageous right wing wingnuttery. Today's contestants: Kevin McCullough and Charles Lane. More » -
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#filmschooled
"Fuck Them": Times Critic On Hollywood, Women, & Why Romantic Comedies Suck
"I usually maintain a fairly even temper about Hollywood because I couldn't do my job otherwise," Manohla Dargis told me today. But the formidable NY Times film critic has fighting words for Hollywood and how it treats women. [Jezebel] -
#exclusive
Ain't No Party Like a Skull & Bones Party
The Facebook privacy snafu really is the gift that keeps on giving (if you're a gossip blog). Here are the elect to Yale's Skull & Bones secretest society partying on their private island (we think) near the Canadian border. More »
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#war
Oh, Here Is What We're Doing In Afghanistan
Spencer Ackerman has composed a very helpful (and optimistic?) explanation of what, exactly, our "end game" in Afghanistan is, and how it relates to the Endless War On Terror Forever. We are totally going to defeat al-Qaeda everyone! -
#mediacrack
Environmental Reporter Leaving New York Times Because Environment Is Fine Now
In your special wingnutty Monday media column: Andrew Revkin is leaving the NYT, NPR hires a foreigner, China demonstrates how to keep newspapers in line, and Martha Stewart's still scared of us, and America. More » -
#moralvictories
Houston Accidentally Elects a Lesbian Mayor
Houston became the largest American city to elect an openly gay mayor on Saturday night, but don't get too excited: No one was really paying attention, and it's not like they're going to let them start getting married or anything. More » -
#goldmansachs
Wall St. Bankers Snub Obama, Duck D.C. Sit-Down Because of 'Inclement Weather'
Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein, Citigroup chairman Dick Parsons, and Morgan Stanley CEO John Mack all skipped out on a scheduled dressing-down today from Barack Obama because "inclement weather" made it physically impossible for them to travel to Washington. Convenient! More » -
#thatsrich
Up in the Air Is The Grapes of Wrath for the Rich and Out of Touch
In yesterday's New York Times, Frank Rich says the George Clooney flick Up in the Air will, "salve national wounds that continue to fester in the real world." Did he see the same movie we did? Because he's totally wrong. More » -
#newspaperwars
WSJ Editor: 'Principle Is But a Bystander at The New York Times'
Fight! The Wall Street Journal enjoys newspaper feuds, remember? Which is the only sensible explanation for WSJ editor Robert Thomson's pugnacious statement that just went out regarding David Carr's New York Times column today. More » -
#tv
The New GMA and the Hazing of George Stephanopoulos
Today was George Stephanopoulos' first day as Good Morning America's new co-anchor. Let's take a look at Georgie's best moments replacing the slurring, World News Tonight-bound Diane Sawyer! [Gawker.TV] -
#trendwatch
Kids These Days: Hopeless
What about the children? A cursory examination of the "news" reveals the chilling truth which we have all dreaded for so long: There is no hope for you, kids. Just do what you want. More » -
#opencaption
J is for Jersey
[Jersey Shore star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi carries a monogrammed purse (that doesn't match her outfit) emblazoned with the mysterious letter J while walking the Los Angeles streets with DJ Paulie Directions on Saturday night. Image via X17] -
#hoaxes
Incredibly Wonky Pranksters Pretend Canada Cares About Climate
This morning, an elaborate hoax briefly convinced the world that Canada was going to take the lead on carbon emissions reductions and financial aid to Africa. But... why? More » -
#pullquote
George H.W. Bush —
the former President describing his reaction to seeing Rep. Joe Wilson scream out "You Lie!" during Barack Obama's health care speech in September, to Parade magazine via Politico. -
#unemployment
Value of College Degree Now Negative
Yet another reason to regret that college education: While unemployment nationwide began going down last month, guess which way unemployment among recent college grads moved? That's right: Up! Is there a "grim case study" to illustrate this problem, we wonder? More » -
#gold
Fox to Beck: Maybe You Should Cut Back on the Gold a Little?
Something's gone terribly wrong at Fox News—they keep responding to criticism as if it's valid! Someone at the network sent a letter to Glenn Beck wondering why he's always constantly shilling for gold.
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#honesty
Andrea Peyser Is Not Turned on By Hot Lesbian Teachers. Not One Bit.
If there's one thing racistlesbiansanctity-of-love defender Andrea Peyser can't stand, it's nubile young female teachers caressing each other's heavenly bodies in a forbidden dance of lust. (Smoke break, for Andrea). Andrea Peyser knows: You'll soon be killed. More » -
#blinditems
Which Actor Likes to Invite Both Men and Women Home for Threeways?
This guy uses his celeb girlfriend as a pimp. She brings home tricks for ménages à trois, and he dates them. He looks even more the cad next to a generous actress and comedian. There's still good in the world. More » -
#death
Brooklyn DJ Killed on Bike
Thirty-three-year-old Solange Raulston, a.k.a. DJ Reverend Soul, was killed yesterday when she was sideswiped by a truck while she was riding her bike in Greenpoint, the New York Post reports. The decade's end has been tragic for North Brooklyn musicians. More » -
#belowpar
"I Felt Like I Needed To Defend Myself": Tiger's Latest Mistress On Today
Yet another Tiger Woods mistress is speaking publicly, and the Washington Post's Robin Givhan criticizes the media stereotyping of these women. But we wonder: what's in it for the women themselves? [Jezebel] -
#frontpages
Tiger Woods Unites the Press Once More
The story that Accenture has abandoned its lead pitch-man dominates the tabloids, and also appears in the New Yorker. Perhaps Tiger will now empathize with all the other recession stories in the papers today. More »
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#pleasesir
Kids no longer ask Santa for toys. This year they just want socks and eyeglasses.
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#fuckjoelieberman
Just When You Thought Joe Lieberman Couldn't Get Any Worse
Joe Lieberman really is the most appalling human being. All he cares about is that people look at him and that he gets to feel important. Which is why he's jeopardizing healthcare reform again with a last-minute threat. More » -
#bailouts
Dubai is Saved by Kindly Neighbor
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can get a completely unexpected $10 billion bailout from Abu Dhabi. More » -
#gossiproundup
Lindsay's Family Welcomes Her Back from India by Selling All Her Clothes
LiLo lied about saving those kids in India, almost as embarrassing as Dina Lohan truly out-leeching herself. Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel are in Palm Beach, separately. Michelle Rodriguez talks vaginas and lesbian sex tapes. Monday gossip, locked and loaded. More » -
#exclusive
Sex and the Scientologist: From the Desk of L. Ron Hubbard
We have got hold of some of the original memos that L. Ron Hubbard passed down in the early days of Scientology — they are still revered today as a foundation for the cult. Today: L. Ron on sex! More »
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#awesomethings
Craigslist Posting of the Week? By the time you get to "cock deficiency," yes.
