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#sad
Kentucky Census Worker Was Not Murdered
When a census worker was found hanged with 'fed' scrawled on his chest, many across the country denounced anti-government nuts like Glenn Beck for inciting a lynching. It now seems that wasn't the case. Prepare for some unbearable crowing. More » -
#soundtrackofourlives
Glee Just Exploded a Glitter Grenade in My Brain
We just got the music for tomorrow's episode of Glee: "Bootylicious," "True Colors," "Imagine," acoustic "Papa Don't Preach!" I'm dancing and crying at the same time. Wednesday night can't come soon enough. And come back Friday for my recap. -
#gawkercares
The Gawker Sarah Palin Slam Book: Bid on This Literary Treasure for Charity
At 2009's National Book Awards we honored Sarah Palin's Going Rogue as 2010's frontrunner for the NBA Fiction Prize by getting it signed by the gathered literary luminaries. And now, it can be the best charitable, tax-deductible present ever. More » -
#thanksgivingofhorror
Pass the Thanksgiving Horror Stories, Please
We're elbow deep in Thanksgiving terror stories, and we want you to keep them coming. There's whiskey (or $50) at stake! Go to the original post and leave yours in the comments or share the pain—and your Xanax. -
#greatmagazinedieoff
Time Inc. Folding InStyle Weddings
We've just confirmed that Time Inc. is folding Instyle Weddings, a quarterly publication. The wedding magazine category is rough these days. More » -
#fitness
Electro-Abs Really Work!
Ab scientists say that those electric ab muscle stimulators really do make your abs stronger. Your abs, guys. Only abs. [WSJ] -
#presidentdobbs
People Who Hate Immigration Already Fundraising for Lou Dobbs' Presidential Campaign
According to the doublespeak-named Americans for Legal Immigration (which means something more like 'Americans against them swarthy fellas') 3514 people have pledged to support the Dobbs at loudobbsforpresident.org — and activity has gone up since he quit his show. More » -
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#dictatorstyle
Meet the Gaddafi Boys
Libyan leader Muammar Gadaffi's kids are a hoot: Saif is a painter who keeps pet tigers, while Hannibal enjoys sports cars and turning fire extinguishers into weapons. And, according to sources, they're paying the U.S. a visit on daddy's dime.
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#mediacrack
Time Inc's Pre-Thanksgiving Layoffs
In your trepidatious Tuesday media column: we hear the Time Inc. layoffs hit Fortune (and others?) today, BusinessWeek speaks robot language, Dave Eggers will not stop saving print, and a horrible massacre of journalists in the Philippines. More » -
#feuds
Bill O'Reilly Declares Victory as 75-Year-Old Man Retires
In 2007, Bill O'Reilly's attack dog Jesse Watters ambushed veteran lefty journalist Bill Moyers at home and yelled at him for a while, about hating the troops. Now, Moyers is retiring. Advantage: O'Reilly! More » -
#apologies
Dear Adam Lambert, We're Sorry We Asked You to Be Too Gay for GMA
Last week we were telling Adam Lambert to gay it up because no one cares he's a 'mo. Now his über-gay performance at the American Music Awards cost him a spot on Good Morning America. We're sorry, Adam. More » -
#personalads
Seeking Slim Vegan Morrissey Fan from Non-Dominant Culture for Occult Activities
Turning to Craigslist in search of love: A grand American tradition! And not one deserving of mockery. Rather, let us marvel at the craft of composing a Craiglist M4W ad that excludes every woman on planet Earth. Except, perchance...you? More » -
#coverlies
Going Vogue: Anna Wintour Meets Alaskan Winter
Question: What do Sarah Palin's new book and Vogue magazine have in common? Answer: Both are glossy, insubstantial, and full of lies. [Jezebel] -
#opencaption
The Final Word on Chris Brown
[Diane Sawyer had to go and ask about Rihanna's abusive ex during the singer's performance on Good Morning America today, and this was all the response she got. Image via Getty] -
#magazines
Playboy Now Able to Afford Tara Reid
Playboy, which is really just hobbling along waiting to be sold at this point, is outsourcing its non-editorial production duties to AMI, which now has the weirdest stable of publications in the business. More » -
#tests
You Must Be This Much of a Dick to Receive RNC Support
The Republicans were embarrassed when their candidate in NY-23 turned out to be too electable to be acceptable to the psychos who've seized control of their party. RNC members have proposed a solution: a purity test! More » -
#gingerwars
The War Against Gingers Continues
Our red-headed brethren are still being set upon by angry mobs. It's all TV and the internet's fault — the kids today are on the Facebook and the YouTube and get these crazy ideas and then savagely beat others. More » -
#gossiproundup
Tinsley Mortimer's Reality Show Is Already Criminal
That's because it's now got 100% more of phone hacking PR girl Ali Wise. Also Emma Watson gets around, Lady Gaga marries Papa John, and J.Lo meant to fall down. It's Tuesday and that's all the gossip you get. More » -
#art
Poster Boy Goes Highbrow
Our favorite guerilla X-acto knife artist, Poster Boy, is apparently still at work on the streets of Bushwick, with important messages about digestion. Click to enlarge. [Pic: Elliott Cassidy. UPDATE: More info at AnimalNY] -
#girlsonfilm
The Inevitable Tila Tequila Sex Tape Has Landed
A sex tape is such an obvious beat in the narrative arc of Tila Tequila—sexxxy internet celebrity and MTV reality queen—that it's barely news. Actually, it seems like the most posed "sex" tape we've ever seen. More » -
#amazing
Tween Protests Anomie of Modern Urban Life
A 13 year-old Brooklyn boy with Asperger's syndrome got scared of being scolded about school so he spent eleven f'ing days riding the New York subway—alone and undetected—because this world is a cold and heartless place. More » -
#blinditems
Which Celeb Couple Is the Ultimate Hollywood Beard?
It's a trick as old as Rock Hudson: make the gay star date a hot starlet so no one knows his secret. That's about as crazy as an actress who had her boobs done four times. Put it to rest! More » -
#law
Nudity Legal Here in NYC!
In August, artistic nudie model Kathleen Neill was arrested for stripping nude in the Metropolitan Museum, posing for artistic nudie photog Zach Hyman. But now the DA's dropped the case against her—because, guess what, nudity's legal! Lalalalala! Everybody naked! More » -
#fore
Obama Sucks at Golf
The President has, to the chagrin of many, abandoned the basketball court for the links. He plays furtively, say the Wall Street Journal, because he's no Tiger Woods. More » -
#apocalypsenow
Regular swine flu scare stories were getting dull. So please meet new drug-resistant H1N1.
- Yesterday - November 23, 2009
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#traderoundup
Adam Lambert's Crotch Is Connected to the 'Send Angry Email' Button of Parents Everywhere
Adam Lambert's crotch-thrusting, face-humping performance did not sit well with many viewers hoping for a staid and wholesome American Music Awards. Unsurprised enough yet? Well here's another very predictable fact: It was the gay parts that pissed people off. More » -
#twiminals
Tweets on Ice: Dispatches from Jail in 140 Characters or Less
We live in a world where people are arrested and honestly think: "I should tweet about this." From celebrities, to hipsters, to rappers and journalists, here is a compilation of the best tweets from the Inside.
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#presidentdobbs
Someone Needs to Tell CNN's Webmaster That Lou Dobbs Quit
Whoops. It's been nearly two weeks since Lou Dobbs quit CNN to run for president or Senate or whatever, but he's still on CNN's anchor page doing his trademark "I hate immigrants" face. Maybe someone at CNN.com really misses him? -
#avatariscoming
The Mounting Evidence That Avatar Will Suck, Part 1
For over a decade, the world has waited for James Cameron's follow up to Titanic. But now that Avatar has at last arrived how are we to prepare ourselves for the fact that it might be godawful? More » -
#picoftheday
Bill of Wrongs
[Sarah Palin autographed an Iraqi dinar with the image of Saddam Hussein on it for a military sergeant during her book signing in Fort Bragg, North Carolina, today. Image via Getty]
