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#levisjohnstonwatch
Porn Version of Levi Not Afraid to Show His Johnston
We're surprised it's taken this long, but gay porn studio Jet Set Productions is filming Getting Levi's Johnson this weekend. The biggest difference between this and Levi's Playgirl shoot? Well, there will actually be wang. More » -
#google
It's Not Just You: Everyone Really Is Talking About Twitter
Google released its year-end "Google Zeitgeist" search stats, revealing 2009 America to be way less interested in John McCain and Sarah Palin, and way more interested in Twitter, Google.com's fastest-rising search term. So, forget this "Google," where's Twitter Zeitgeist, already? -
#pullquote
Padma Lakshmi —
the Top Chef host making a not-so-well-considered comparison to the molesty King of Pop, to Page Six: The Magazine coming out in Thursday's New York Post. Bonus pageview-driving picture of Padma doing her best Miley-Cyrus-in-Vanity Fair pose after the jump. More » -
#heroes
Arthur Kade Touches 'Little Oscar'
What is on the agenda of Philadelphia's most popular hero, Arthur Kade? "I need to practice riding horses, spear fighting, and sword fighting." Just like Napoleon Dynamite! But did Napoleon fend off thrown vagina with the ease of Kade? More » -
#beautifulawards
Spirit Award Nominations Maintain the Zombie-Like Pace of the Oscar Race
If ever a contest was needing shaking up, it is this year's Oscar derby which has a serious dearth of beloved, breakout movies on the board. But today's Spirit Award nominations did only kept the chessboard upright, stalemate intact. More » -
#opencaption
'What? Vegan Jokes Are Funny!'
[Natalie Portman was a typically unamused vegan when Chris Rock called her a salad shooter at the Gotham Independent Film Awards party in New York last night. Image via Getty] -
#rumormonger
Rumor: Us Weekly Pays Big For Tiger Woods Girl #2
Us Weekly has the hot sexxxy exclusive from Jaimee Grubs, the 24 year-old cocktail waitress who says she also had an affair with Tiger Woods. A tipster who just might know tells us they paid a lot for it. More » -
#gatecrashersgate
Bravo Already Has a Salahi-Filled Season of Real Housewives of D.C. in the Can
Not only are they done filming, but the Salahi party crash is going to be the first season finale. In fact, it appears that crews have been filming Michaele and Tareq Salahi since the middle of September. Naughty Bravo!
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#clipjob
Gawker.TV: The Five Best Videos Ever of the Day
Today at Gawker.TV, A&E's Hoarders discovers the ultimate cat lady, a Spanish Lost, clues your relationship is over, and late night hosts joke at Tiger Woods expense, while the Chinese animate his car crash for the world to see. More » -
#recessionomics
I Have a Dream That One Day Blacks And Whites Will Die Together in Poverty
The Way We Live Now: Passing strange. It's the only way to get a two decent poverty-level jobs, which you need to stay underemployed. We're still waiting to realize Martin's dream of a day when everyone is equally broke. More » -
#journalismism
AOL's Editorial Process — Revealed!
Today we obtained a copy of one AOL editor's "welcome to the team" email to new writers. More » -
#tips
Today in #tips
Why don't we take a look at what you're telling us on the #tips tag page? So far today: The Tiger Woods saga continues, a wrecked Lamborghini, and some high seas insight. More » -
#tigerwoods
Now It's Time For The Tiger Woods Scorned Poon Parade
Charles Pierce, the behatted nemesis of Bill Simmons, wrote a piece for Esquire.com about covering bachelor Tiger in '97 and the golfer's not-so-secret rep as "something of a hound." And Radaronline and USweekly report foretell more road beef coming. [Deadspin] -
#engagement
D.C. seems poised to legalize gay marriage. Let's see what Congress says about that.
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#science
Punch Jerks at Work, Urge Scientists
Have you ever gotten so mad at your god damn boss you just wanted to scream your guts out in his ugly face until one or the other of you threw up, from anger? Go for it, say scientists! More » -
#coverlies
December Vogue: Deck The Halls With Adrenal Glands And Expensive Shirts
If you're the ideal Vogue reader, chances are everyone on your holiday gift list already has a gold-dipped fur and a little vintage fire engine for their kid to ride in (p. 264). Solution: $800 t-shirts. [Jezebel] -
#layoffs
Print Refugees Laid Off by Web Site That Was Supposed to Save Them
Oyster.com, a hotel-rating site that launched just five months ago with the aim of hiring real journalists—ones who got laid off from all the real journalism jobs—is laying off a bunch of people. The lifeboat is sinking. More » -
#socialnetworks
Facebook Absolutely Demolishing MySpace in the Sex Offender Demographic
About 3,500 New York sex offenders have been kicked off Facebook and MySpace after identifying their accounts under a new state law. And, go figure, like 80 percent of them were on Facebook. Even sex fiends are ditching MySpace. More » -
#powerrankings
Gossip Girl: Thanksgiving Whore-or Story
Gather a bunch of snobby socialites around a restaurant-prepared turkey and the results are just as boozy, screamy, and terror-y as all of yours. Maybe the rich aren't so different after all. But they're more powerful!
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#mediacrack
Lewis Lapham Living The Lewis Lapham Life
In your traditional Tuesday media column: Lewis Lapham endures, Lou Dobbs is in demand, Charlie Rose gets a new column, and Sheriff Joe harassed by J-schoolers playing the race card. More » -
#death
The alleged cop killer pardoned by Mike Huckabee was killed by Seattle cops this morning.
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#whitehousewives
If Bravo Doesn't Put Michaele Salahi on Real Housewives of D.C., We're Boycotting
Forget the sanctimonious tsk-tsking about fame-whoring: Michaele and Tareq Salahi's party crashing scandal is the best thing to happen to the Real Housewives since some crazy New Jersey bitch flipped a table. More » -
#revenge
How to Exact Online Revenge, As Taught by the Wall Street Journal
The internet is turning us all into nasty, vengeful monsters, according to a Wall Street Journal columnist's trend piece. And you can become one of those monsters, by using the eye-opening tactics outlined in the article. Service-y!
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#advice
Rachel Uchitel, This Is Your Future
Rachel Uchitel is a mess. Her reputation, that is! Her hair's fine. But the Tiger Woods Affair allegations are everywhere. As are other salacious rumors. And pictures. You're not handling it well, Rachel. We're here to help you take control.
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#banksters
Goldman Sachs Bankers Already Dangerous, Now Armed
According to Bloomberg's Alice Schroeder, senior Goldman Sachs bankers have begun applying for permits to carry concealed handguns, lending credence to Vanity Fair's Bethany McLean's assessment that "There is an embattled feeling around" Goldman now. Tom Wolfe, call your office. -
#specialprogramming
Barack Obama Hates Jesus, Christmas, and Charlie Brown
You don't think so? Then why else would he schedule his presidential address about Afghanistan during the scheduled broadcast for a beloved American holiday institution like A Charlie Brown Christmas. Hmm? More » -
#trendwatch
How Are We Whipping Our Kids Into Fighting Shape?
If the youth of America don't lose that weight, how will they fare in the deserts of Iraq, waging our 100 Year War of Imperial Conquest? Exactly. That's why schools across the country are literally forcing kids to shape up. More » -
#opencaption
Glass Half-Empty, Girl Half-Dressed
[Taylor Momsen is signing for the rest of her outfit while walking the street in Manhattan before taping It's On With Alexa Chung yesterday. Image via Getty] -
#requestforinformation
Snitch on the New York Times Quarterly Review
Look! The New York Times quarterly review/ interrogation of senior management is going on right now. Suggested question: "Senior management, why are you not better at your job?" NYT employees, please send us summaries of this event. Anonymity guaranteed. -
#howthingswork
New York Times Seeks Sexy Stories of Boning Your Secret Lover
Have you ever boned a secret luvah on your marital bed? Or had your spouse do that to you? And did you subsequently join a dating site that specializes in affairs? The NYT wants to talk to you! More » -
#exclusive
A Bravo Contract Delivered White House Gatecrashers to the Today Show
NBC News didn't pay the Salahis for their exclusive Today appearance this morning. They didn't have to: According to rival bookers trying to land the Salahis, they already have a contract with Bravo preventing them from talking to anyone else.
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#wargames
No End In Sight: Obama Gears Up On Afghanistan
This morning, President Obama spoke with Afghan President Hamid Karzai outlining the new war plan in detail. Tonight, Obama will reveal his plan for military action in a speech at West Point - and he's already drawing political criticism. [Jezebel] -
#blinditems
Which Actress Wears a Wig in Bed?
Nothing destroys a fantasy faster than when a woman removes her wig. Just ask this actress. Also ruining the illusion are an actress who's mean to her kid's teacher and a very jealous actor. We couldn't dream these up! More » -
#weed
New Jersey Representing Hardcore in Medical Marijuana Wars
New Jersey, a small state hidden under New York City, appears ready to legalize medical marijuana. Maybe before the end of the year! About time. The West Coast is kicking the East Coast's ass at legal weed. More » -
#breaking
Tareq and Michaele Salahi: 'We Did Not Party Crash the White House'
The DC couple gave their first interview on the Today Show this morning. They claim they didn't crash the State Dinner, and have never crashed anything ever. Officials — all of them — disagree. So what's the mixup? More » -
#2012
The GOP-ers Who Have Written Their Own Attack Ads
The punditocracy say that Mike Huckabee's clemency towards a prisoner who went on to shoot four police officers has given his potential 2012 opponents a gift. But he's not the only GOP hopeful who's written his own attack ads. More » -
#goingrogue
Another Day, Another Palin Gaffe
Today the Rogue has been caught nabbing a quote from quotefarm.com. What she thought was a pithy statement from UCLA basketball legend John Wooden was actually by a native American activist called John Wooden Legs and about killing soldiers. More » -
#romania
Did the Romanian President Hit a 10-Year-Old in the Face?
The President, Traian Basescu, was mayor of Bucharest back in 2004. Footage has emerged that appears to show him chit-chatting to a crowd, placating a hysterical woman and, of course, slapping a child. More » -
#untimely
Former Miss Argentina Dies from a Complications of a Butt Job
Solange Magnano, Miss Argentina 1994 and mother of twins, died after liquids injected into her rear seeped into her lungs and brain. "A woman who had everything lost her life to have a slightly firmer behind," said a friend [AP] -
#gossiproundup
Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson may have gone psycho for a model who likes to cling octogenarians; everyone obsesses over Tiger Woods' mistress; Westchester reprimands Richard Gere for chopping down trees. Tuesday's gossip ranges from sordid lechery to suburban ennui. More » -
#lowselfesteem
Alec Baldwin Says All His Movies Suck, Forgets He's Supposed to Be Promoting One
This doesn't bode well for the forthcoming Baldwin-Streep-Martin rom-com. Baldwin the Elder says his film career has been "a complete failure" and he's quitting in 2012. More » -
#angryletter
'Highest Paid Man on Wall Street' Ignites Culture War at His Kid's Prep School
Hugh "Skip" McGee III has a rumored $25 million salary at Barclays, and he finds lefties and lesbians just sickening. In an epic letter to the board of his son's school, he implores the "silent majority" to strike back. More » -
#traderoundup
Comcast, NBC Will Combine to Form Unstoppable Voltron of Entertainment
Are you ready to be entertained by a behemoth? General Electric is on the brink of selling NBC Universal to Comcast—a deal that will create one of the nation's largest entertainment companies and make everyone the same everywhere. More »
