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#opencaption
Howdy, Neighbor
[That's the closest I'm going to the requisite Sarah Jessica Parker horse joke for this photo from the Did You Hear About The Morgans? premiere in London today. Image via Getty] -
#thingsweactuallylike
Where Did the Web Touch You?
Online artist Casetteboy created this funny/brilliant mashup of experts explaining "the Web." In short, the global computer network is an anti-social creep that "nailed some feces to the door," according actor Stephen Fry, Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales and other digerati. More » -
#wiigingout
A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly
Kristen Wiig is a comic genius. So our hearts went pitter-patter when we learned she was getting an entire Saturday Night Live primetime Christmas special. But then: of course the NBC suits picked her most annoying, only unfunny character.
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#crapola
Ha, Look at The Crappy Junk in the 'Wall Street Journal Store'
Because no one will pay money for a "newspaper" any more, newspaper companies are selling other crap, out of desperation. They all sell wine, for example. Now there is a new "Wall Street Journal Store." Let's peruse its fine offerings. More »
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#clipjob
Gawker.TV: The Five Best Videos Ever of the Day
Today at Gawker.TV, we inspect Michael Bay's 360-degree "hero shot," the remaining members of The Jackson Five do reality TV, Million Dollar Listing finale, Gilly gets her own SNL Christmas special, and we take a look at the frequent-flyer obsessed. More » -
#scandal
The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
His car accident was revealed as a marital fight; then his philandering was exposed as serial, then as breathtakingly systematic. Now, with his mother-in-law hospitalized and his wife humiliated, Tiger Woods faces real family tragedy. How'd he get here?
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#recessionomics
There's Never Been a Better Time to Try Your Hand at House Flipping
The Way We Live Now: Doubling our money in six months, just you watch. House flipping is back! And not a moment too soon; pauper retirees have to raise money to pay for the subway fare hikes. Real Estate, huzzah! More » -
#polls
Outrage-Off, Tiger Woods Edition: Rush Limbaugh vs. Eugene Robinson
As if a Muslim president wasn't bad enough, now we have a Cablinasian golfer trying steal the white man's women. It's outrageous. The only solution is outrageously stupid pundit statements. Today: Rush Limbaugh vs. Eugene Robinson. Vote below! More » -
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#housekeeping
Searching for New Gawker Media Video Interns
Do your current obsessions include television, pop-culture, viral video, or social media? Then we want you to be a Gawker Media Video intern. [Gawker.TV] -
#coverlies
Cosmo's 50 Ways To Scare Your Lover
If your boyfriend or husband has been laid off recently, beware: All that free time has turned him into a chronic masturbator, and he's singlehandedly (heh) ruining your sex life. Cosmo recommends you crack the whip — literally. [Jezebel] -
#videuhoh
Classy Les Moonves Just Told a CNBC Reporter He's Firing His Mother-in-Law on Live TV
In an interview Les Moonves did today with CNBC's David Faber, the CBS honcho off-handedly described the network's decision to cancel 54-year-old soap As the World Turns. Wonder if he knows Faber's mother-in-law has worked on the show for four decades? Awkward! More » -
#sexonskates
Levi Johnston On Being A Gay Icon: "It's Great"
Sarah Palin's near-son-in-law Levi Johnston was on Joy Behar's HLN talk show last night (along with Palin-hating blogger Andrew Sullivan), where he talked about the Palins' frosty home-life, his gay following, and gossip about the governor in his upcoming book. [Jezebel] -
#mediacrack
Dan Abrams Wants to Be the Next Nick Denton
In your tremendous Tuesday media column: Dan Abrams is trying to take us on, bloggers now just as glorious as grizzled war reporters, Conde needs a PR person, and the New York Times Co. continues downward, dog. More » -
#powerrankings
Gossip Girl: Bonfire of the Banalities
There is cheap stunt cheaper than putting a lead character in automotive peril. It's so cheap it makes Serena's wardrobe look wholesome. Why, oh, why can't she die in a car wreck? Teasing us makes us powerless. More » -
#synchronicity
Fat People Can't Get Jobs, and Unemployed People Can't Get Thin
Last week, we highlighted a scary county-by-county map that a commenter posted to #tips showing metastasizing unemployment growth. Today, it occurred to us that we'd seen a graphic like that somewhere before: A CDC map of obesity by county. More » -
#tigerwoods
Chaos In Tigerland: A Deadspin Investigation Into The Sexual Habits Of Pro Athletes
Here's a story about three women and their relationships with Tiger Woods. One is a porn star you haven't met. The other two are rumored mistresses, but they're really much more important than that. Welcome to Tigerland. [Deadspin] -
#fitness
Magic Shoes and Magic Cookies: Bullshit
You know what else is bullshit, besides juice cleanses? The idea that wearing some ugly Reeboks with a curvy sole will give you an Ass of Steel. Bullshit. Also, cookie diets? Bullshit. More » -
#clips
Eye Of The Tiger: Dave Letterman Not Afraid To Make Cheating Jokes
David Letterman came back from vacation last night and didn't let his own recent sex scandal hold him back from basically devoting his show to Tiger Woods's cheating "firestorm." The man is clearly enjoying this. [Jezebel] -
#advertisement
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Join Gilt Fuse and save up to 70% on ViX Swimwear so you can wow the cabana boys on your vacation. And if you're stuck in the snow, get great discounts on Hat Attack earflap-hats. Sale starts at noon, so join now! More » -
#opencaption
Alien Invasion
[A German photographer's "Get away from her, you bitch" didn't work on Sigourney Weaver who took over the paparazzi line while promoting her latest extra terrestrial movie, Avatar, in Berlin today. Image via Getty] -
#media
The New iTunes for Magazines (Or an Irrelevant Venture) Is Here!
Today, four prestigious magazine publishers, and News Corp, officially announced their new "digital storefront" for magazines and stuff. Buy it and put it on your E-reader! Are you sick of E-readers yet? You will be! And you'll be using one. More » -
#tv
Bryant Gumbel Announces He Has Lung Cancer on Regis and Kelly
Today on Live! With Regis and Kelly, Bryant Gumbel, who is filling in for Regis Philbin, announced he had surgery two months ago to remove a cancerous tumor from his lung. [Gawker.TV] -
#project
The Laziest Journalists on Twitter
Reporters everywhere are in love with "crowdsourcing," in which sources magically come to them, saving the reporters several backbreaking telephone calls. But some correspondents have gotten embarrassingly addicted to this journalistic crack cocaine. And it's time for a intervention.
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#pullquote
Baruch Herzfeld —
bicycle activist describing the gulf between Hasidim and hipsters in Williamsburg, as revealed in a battle over bike lanes (Hasids say they fear "staring at members of the opposite sex in various states of undress"), to the New York Post. -
#blinditems
Which Singer Got out of Scientology Alive?
Not only did she leave, but she's on a YouTube crusade against them. Better than wasting her time telling the same drug-fueled joke over and over or having a messy affair. Those two celebs joined the cult of no personality. More » -
#updates
More New York Times Buyout Takers
We've updated our New York Times Buyout List this morning with tips we received on three more veteran staffers taking buyouts: A photo editor, a sports writer, and another business reporter. If you know more, email us. [The List] -
#breaking
Tiger Woods' Mother-in-Law Taken to Hospital from His House
There are reports that a blond woman — it is not known who Update: it's his mother-in-law — was rushed to hospital on "advanced life support" after a 911 call at 2.36am. More » -
#collapse
Who gets affected most by troubles in rich-people place Dubai? Poor people.
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#gossiproundup
Lady Gaga Meets the Queen of England
Angelina's secret second family: seven Muslim children, and a wife. Lady Gaga spawns jokes about old queens, Suri Cruise goes glam like never before, Tiger Woods' wife buys a mansion in Sweden. Tuesday gossip keeps coming back for more. More » -
#shutupcollege
Staff Tension at Harvard Newspaper Explodes into Epic, Graphic Scorched-Earth Email
A group of disgruntled staffers at heralded Harvard rag The Crimson said good-bye to the outgoing leadership with a group email that includes the phrases "epically unpopular," "forever-flaccid penis," and "group-fisting." More » -
#skinflick
Michael Bay's Victoria's Secret Ad, as Subtle as a Raging Teenage Boner
Boobs! Cars! Explosions! Knife play! Freed from the shackles of overbearing mass-market necessities like "plot," Bay indulges the very poetry of his soul in this ad for expensive panties. Watch it, then read an exclusive transcript of his internal monologue. More » -
#foodfight
In Defense of Throwing Tomatoes at Sarah Palin
Since we opened up that can of stewed pears by praising the guy who threw tomatoes at Sarah Palin, we figured it's a good time to explain why it was cool that he did that. In other words: Food fight! More » - Yesterday - December 7, 2009
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#waronchristmas
Latest Casualty in the War on Christmas: Neil Patrick Harris
Hey O'Reilly: Fight your War on Christmas—just don't drag talented and adorable Neil Patrick Harris into it! Tonight, O'Reilly ragged on a Frosty the Snowman-themed promo for "How I Met Your Mother". "Pathetic!" cried O'Reilly's guest-bag. More » -
#heroes
Who is the Hero Who Threw Tomatoes at Sarah Palin?
Currently, Jeremy Paul Olson languishes in a Minnesota jail for the crime of throwing tomatoes at Sarah Palin today. Although he missed Palin's face, Jeremy struck a chord strung through the center of our heart: Who are you, brave tomato-thrower? More » -
#twitterati
If Only Tiger Had Cheated At a More Opportune Moment
A critic took issue with Tiger Woods' timing, of all things; a tech exec threw down against Barry Diller; and Olivia Munn gave Mr. Thunderstorm something to wet. The Twitterati were stepping to 'em. More » -
#picoftheday
Deep Breaths
[Visitors at the United Nations Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen will be in awe of the CO2 Cube, when they learn it shows the amount of carbon dioxide a person makes each month. Image via Getty]
