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All John Mayer Interviews Now Lead to the Same Conclusion: He's (Probably) a Date Rapist.

All John Mayer Interviews Now Lead to the Same Conclusion: He's (Probably) a Date Rapist. #americanpsychos #johnmayer

Glenn Beck's Scary Blueprint for World Domination in 2010, Unveiled: "The Plan"

Glenn Beck's Scary Blueprint for World Domination in 2010, Unveiled: "The Plan" #wtf #glennbeck

Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?

Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now? #failures #tuckermax

The Long Island Tween Justin Bieber Riot of '09: Pandemonium, Arrests, Terror-Tweeting

The Long Island Tween Justin Bieber Riot of '09: Pandemonium, Arrests, Terror-Tweeting #riots #justinbieber

New York City Just Gives Up on Subway Service

New York City Just Gives Up on Subway Service #rants #newyork

<em>Project Runway</em>: Fashion Weak

Project Runway: Fashion Weak #recaps #projectrunway

The NBC-Bashing Jokes of <em>30 Rock</em>: Green Week Is a Stupid Idea

The NBC-Bashing Jokes of 30 Rock: Green Week Is a Stupid Idea #30rocks #30rock

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  • Yesterday - November 21, 2009
  • #saturday

    Saturday Night Special

    We've survived through another wonderful, crazy Saturday. Seriously: crazy kids, crazy rock stars, crazy politicians, and just straight-up crazies. Glad we made it out okay. Here's your SNL open thread. More »
    10:15 PM
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    By Foster Kamer
  • #lol

    SNL Predicts the End of the World in 2012 as Sarah Palin is Elected as President

    Sure it's the end of the Mayan calendar and no one is really quite sure how the world is going to end, but in 2012 someone's going rogue and it doesn't look pretty. [Gawker.TV]
    12:00 AM
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    By Richard Blakeley
  • Yesterday - November 21, 2009
  • #americanpsychos

    All John Mayer Interviews Now Lead to the Same Conclusion: He's (Probably) a Date Rapist.

    No, seriously. John Mayer songs are great! Have you listened—like, really listened—to "Daughters"? That's a song. But why does John Mayer think it's awesome to give rapey quotes? More »
    09:15 PM
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    By Foster Kamer
  • #videuhoh

    Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her "Dangerous"

    Evil Twin-spawning Sarah Palin isn't catching any easy breaks lately. Should she? Better ask her fans who, oh wait, are now booing her. And when Martha Stewart calls you out, damn, you know you've set some kind of bar. More »
    08:15 PM
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    By Foster Kamer
  • #consumerism

    And the Bony, Terrifying Hand of Black Friday Beckons

    I will refuse to acknowledge this season's hot trend in toys, electric Chinese hamsters, with anything but the following: 1. These forty words. 2. #WeHateYourKids. 3. Sigh. 4. #RichardGere. That is all. Are we done? We're done. Thank you. [NYT]
    07:30 PM
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    By Foster Kamer
  • #wtf

    Glenn Beck's Scary Blueprint for World Domination in 2010, Unveiled: "The Plan"

    Glenn Beck's talking up some scary plan for 2010 lately. It's scary because Glenn Beck is talking. And today, Glenn Beck unveiled his 100-year plot to fundamentally change America—and democracy—as we know it. Glenn Beck is fucking insane. More »
    06:45 PM
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    By Foster Kamer
  • #blinditems

    Which Upper West Side Personality and 1983 Obama Roommate Needs a Memoir-Writing Assistant?

    Blind items! They happen. Especially in Craigslist's depths, where inanity prevails in the form of, among other ways you never wanted to consider possible, job listings. So we want to know: which "highly visable" former Obama roommate needs an assistant? More »
    05:30 PM
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    By Foster Kamer
  • #awesomethings

    The 99th Percentile Bowl: 2009's Harvard-Yale Game, A Compiled Air-to-Ground Report

    The Harvard-Yale game's a storied tradition for Ivy League grads who enjoy comparing degree sizes/names. For everyone else, it's an opportunity to watch America's Prestigious Ivy Grads try to act like normal football fans, which they can't. So: what happened?! More »
    04:30 PM
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    By Foster Kamer
  • #failures

    Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?

    Oh, Tucker Max: he gave sleazy Encyclopedia Brotanica-eque website AskMen.com an interview. Given the chance to speak freely, he starts his egomanical blame game all over again. This time, blame: Middle America, The Man, His Artistry, and His Producers. Awesome! More »
    02:30 PM
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    By Foster Kamer
  • #noonanisms

    Can Peggy Noonan drink coffee and type her Thanksgiving sermon simultaneously? Find out!

    01:15 PM
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  • #riots

    The Long Island Tween Justin Bieber Riot of '09: Pandemonium, Arrests, Terror-Tweeting

    Do you know what a Justin Bieber is? You should: the 15 year-old star was read the riot act as 3,000 fans/parents descended on a Long Island mall, where his appearance had to be canceled. Fights! Chaos! Teenagers! RIOT! More »
    12:45 PM
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    By Foster Kamer
  • #gossiproundup

    Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards

    Kind of like a Harry Potter book, right? Michael Lohan's now Jon Gosselin's contracts expert. Nothing but squares at the Daily News. Robert Pattinson hates his life. Carrie Prejean: monumentally stupider than previously imagined. Here's your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
    11:30 AM
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    By Foster Kamer
  • #levisjohnstonwatch

    The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out

    Here's your first peek at the Levi Johnston photo spread that just went up on Playgirl.com [NSFW]. There's 20 photos in all and, as we said none show the whole package, so to speak. One more picture inside. More »
    02:06 AM
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    By Brian Moylan
  • Friday - November 20, 2009
  • #clips

    Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names

    Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. [Jezebel]
    08:00 PM
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    By Tracie
  • #weekinreview

    The Week We Went Rogue

    This week, everyone was naked and fighting in public and also there was a book no one read but everyone kept talking about. More »
    06:30 PM
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    By Pareene
  • #picoftheday

    Just Shoe It

    [Parisian women give their feet a real workout today while competing in a "Race on Heels" where they must run around a 50-meter track in high heels. Image via Getty]
    06:28 PM
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    By Brian Moylan
  • #kreepiekats

    Kreepie Kats in: "*NO ONE* in Twilight _EVER_ has sex with ~Anyone~! It's like Behrle's Collyer Brothers' Homage/Apartment Every Night Since Last June!"

    06:15 PM
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  • #twitterati

    Hidden Forces Baffle the Twitterati

    Neel Shah got his scandal-phone returned; Kevin Marks got retweeted by ghosts and Al Yankovic was surrounded by nobodies. The Twitterati were haunted, in a good way. More »
    06:04 PM
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    By Ryan Tate
  • #indecision

    CafePress Is No Longer Officially Okay with Praying for Obama's Death

    CafePress has reversed itself for the second time and discontinued once and for all the sale of "Pray For Obama: Psalm 109:8" merchandise, which is Christian code for "pray for Obama to get killed by God." More »
    05:09 PM
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    By John Cook
  • #mixedbag

    10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

    In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Martha Stewart's hatred of Sarah Palin, Spencer Pratt's spelling errors, and drunk idiots on MTV. [Jezebel]
    05:00 PM
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    By Tracie
  • #culturewars

    Islamic extremists with posh British accents sound so reasonable! Sharia law? Sure, you know best!

    04:48 PM
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  • #printisdead

    The Fallacy Behind Efforts to Save 'Public Service Journalism'

    04:38 PM
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  • #wegetphonecalls

    Horrible Restaurant Owner's Charm Offensive Includes Screaming at Us

    To make the point that he is not the asshole that his Glengarry Glenn Ross-ish email made him sound like ("you bunch of fucking children"), restaurant owner Vadim Ponorovsky called to scream at us. More »
    04:31 PM
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    By Gabriel Snyder
  • #advertising

    The Truth About Zoos: Poop. (And Pee)

    From Rhett & Link, the guys who brought you the ad that all ads should probably be like, comes this new spot for the Central Florida Zoo. Their relentless honesty requires it to focus totally on excrement. [Adfreak]
    04:21 PM
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    By Hamilton Nolan
  • #mortified

    What Is Going on with Tinsley Mortimer's Love Life?

    The Tinz just wrapped shooting for her reality show and it looks like her showmance, Prince Casimir Wittgenstein-Sayn, has gotten the boot for a new beau. Who's the lucky guy? Former American Idol contestant Constantine Maroulis. What?! More »
    04:07 PM
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    By Brian Moylan
  • #howthingswork

    Nikki Finke's Cut-and-Paste Method

    Nikki Finke OWNS the Oprah Winfrey story. She broke the news that Winfrey would leave the show three weeks ago. And she got the transcript of Oprah's announcement up on her site bright and early this morning. By stealing it. More »
    03:39 PM
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    By John Cook
  • #albany

    Albany Foodie World Is All About Punching

    03:35 PM
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  • #polls

    Obama Joins Truman, Reagan, and Clinton In "Immediately Failed Presidencies" Club

    It is a good thing the American Constitution calls for instant run-off presidential elections the minute the "winner" dips below 50% approval, or else we would be stuck with the most unpopular president in American history for years to come. More »
    03:31 PM
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    By Pareene
  • #opencaption

    Gothic Girl

    [Taylor Momsen predictably wore black (but an unpredictably long skirt) at the The Cinema Society screening of The Twilight Saga: New Moon in New York last night. Image via Getty]
    03:23 PM
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    By Brian Moylan
  • #hospitalvisit

    Everything You Need to Know in Order to Watch James Franco on General Hospital

    Quick, get to a TV! General Hospital starts at 3pm and you don't want to miss a minute of Hollywood A-lister James Franco's historic role on the show. Here's a little bit of context so you won't be totally lost. More »
    02:43 PM
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    By Brian Moylan
  • #recessionomics

    Peanut Butter and Jelly Is the Body and Blood of Union-Busting Jesus

    02:43 PM
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  • #rants

    New York City Just Gives Up on Subway Service

    Did you hear the great news? The MTA will not raise fares! Or cut service! Wonderful! Except none of the headlines say "for just one year." Or "not counting the existing fare increase and de facto service cuts." More »
    02:17 PM
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    By Pareene
  • #journalismism

    Four Ways Listicles Make Us Immortal, According to Umberto Eco

    01:48 PM
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  • #recaps

    Project Runway: Fashion Weak

    Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision to ask three designers to compete for a prize. The delusion their entries will look different. The vision to return January 14th, the delusion your audience will come back. More »
    01:39 PM
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    By Brian Moylan
  • #mediacrack

    German Newspaper Feud Gets Penis-y

    01:32 PM
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  • #roguetrip

    Did The Liberal Media "Interrogate" A Conservative Teen?

    A seventeen-year-old girl named Jackie is the latest victim of the dreaded "liberal media bias," all because MSNBC's Norah O'Donnell dared to ask her about Sarah Palin's policies at a book signing on Wednesday. [Jezebel]
    01:20 PM
    10,565
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    By Anna N.
  • #resignations

    Oprah to Fans: I'm Quitting My Show Because My Bones Told Me To

    12:53 PM
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  • #conspiracies

    Microsoft Let NSA Spooks 'Enhance' Windows 7

    A National Security Agency director just bragged to a Senate subcommittee about his agency's close "cooperation" with Microsoft to, err, "enhance" how Windows 7 guards a user's privacy. Doesn't that just make you feel all warm and fuzzy? More »
    12:47 PM
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    By Ryan Tate
  • #bookdeals

    Regretsy Book to Be Not Quite as Good as Regretsy.com

    The heretofore anonymous founder of Regretsy, the blog that appropriately mocks your dumb arts-and-crafts projects, has been outed. Because she got a book deal! New blog-to-book trend: Saying right up front the book will be more paltry than the blog. More »
    12:28 PM
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    By Hamilton Nolan
  • #youdontsay

    Twitter Transforms Chuck Todd and Howard Kurtz into Idiots

    12:19 PM
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  • #crime

    Breaking: The Hipster Grifter is free. Oh boy.

    11:58 AM
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  • #30rocks

    The NBC-Bashing Jokes of 30 Rock: Green Week Is a Stupid Idea

    The jokes at NBC's expense weren't very insidery this week, but as usual 30 Rock spent half the episode dissing their home network. Here's what happens when you make Tina & Co. play along with your dumb corporate green initiative. More »
    11:41 AM
    16,852
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    By Brian Moylan
  • #propaganda

    Feeling Better About Fare Increases

    11:32 AM
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  • #soniasotomayor

    South Brooklyn's Supreme Court Justice

    11:28 AM
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