Has Apple's war on Google soared to 30,000 feet? Marcy Simon, erstwhile mistress of Google chairman Eric Schmidt, has taken to Twitter to report her "abuse" at the hands of a United flight attendant.

We think it's no coincidence, though, that Simon, whom Schmidt hired to run PR for Google's iPhone-killing Android project, complained of being struck by "a MAC." The lesson? Don't be evil, and by evil, we mean a person who flies commercial.