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Carrie Prejeans Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
Of all the excuses and explanations Carrie Prejean made for her sex tape on Hannity last night, only one—that she was a teenager when she made the video—makes sense. For TMZ, that is. More » -
#funemployment
Kindly Hairdresser Saves Laid-Off Fashionistas from the Horror of Split Ends
The only thing worse than your unemployed friend who's always borrowing money and eating the food at your apartment is your fabulous unemployed friend, the one who loses weight and befriends the idle rich and gets chic haircuts for free. More » -
#surrealitytv
Most Psychotic Dancing With the Stars Routine Ever: Donny Osmond in Jacko-Drag and Lipstick
Dancing With the Stars goes from camp to pure insanity when Donny Osmond, dressed as Jacko and wearing lipstick, dances the paso doble with Cyndi Lauper from the flashing interior of a Simon Says toy while LaToya Jackson looks on. More » -
#luckyschmuck
CBS Picks Up 'Shit My Dad Says' Twitter Sitcom
Or: How Dudes Living In Their Parents' Basements Became the Horatio Alger Myth of the Internet. More » -
#shesbaaaaaaaaaaack
Palin Will Again Enrage Liberals in 140 Characters or Less
Hey liberal elites: Have you for the last few months wanted to get angry about something Sarah Palin wrote, but couldn't find the time/energy to read complete sentences made of real words? You're in luck. Palin's tweeting again (soon). More » - Yesterday - November 9, 2009
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#yuckfactor
Kraft Foods has the Worst Ideas for What to Make for Dinner
Today, Kraft "Foods" launched a $16.28 billion hostile bid for Cadbury, the cuddliest of all confectioners. Cadbury must resist the evil Kraft empire, whose own website implicates the company in the culinary torture of thousands of unsuspecting families every night. More » -
#wtf
Larry King's Suspenders Tonight were the Yellowest Things Ever
What was the deal with Larry King and his astonishingly yellow suspenders tonight? It was like staring into the sun, if the sun were holding up Larry King's pants while he interviewed the D.C. sniper's ex-wives. I have a theory. More » -
#lightschimerasaction
Scientists Launch Study to Determine Exactly How Human Animals Should Be
Remember this day when you pass a bio-engineered aardvark with a human face on your way to Yoga class in the not-too-distant-future. Today, some scientists launched a study to determine whether that aardvark should have a human penis as well. More » -
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#rolemodels
The Time Marissa Mayer Invented Google
Another month, another glossy fashion magazine spread for Marissa Mayer, this time in Glamour. We get it, already: the Google veep is a computer scientist in Oscar de la Renta; a nerd invited to prom. Why embellish her achievements? More » -
#picoftheday
The San Francisco Treatment
[The new glossy-paper edition of the San Francisco Chronicle whizzes through the presses before it made its way to stands today. Image via Getty] -
#bigmoney
Did Avatar Really Cost Half a Billion Dollars?
When a new James Cameron movie appears, Hollywood's industry watchers reach for their abacuses, first to tabulate the obscene amounts the film cost, and later, generally, to add up the obscene amounts the movie makes. More » -
#holidaze
AOL Layoffs Tomorrow to Kick Off Depressing Holiday Season?
'Tis the season to rush up layoffs so they don't fall in the sacrosanct Thanksgiving-to-Christmas period: An AOL insider tells us the company is slated to let go around 100 people tomorrow, following 1,500 firings Electronic Arts announced today. More » -
#victory
Glenn Beck Meets Internet, Loses
Maybe Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, and maybe he didn't. Wherever the truth lies, it's clear that the World Intellectual Property Organization has decided that he can't stop the internet from asking the question. More » -
#oddsmaker
Who'll Be Back for the Next Season of Mad Men?
The Mad Men season finale left a real easy way to get rid of a whole bunch of cast members. So, who is going to leave this critically-acclaimed show for fame and fortune and who is here to stay?
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#lookalikes
First Pic of Justin Timberlake as Facebook President
It's always been tough to imagine Justin Timberlake fitting into a movie about the geeky origins of Facebook, even if he was slated to play hard-partying advisor and "founding president" Sean Parker. That mental struggle is over. More » -
#congress
Lady-Hating Congress Creep Lives In Famous Sin Dorm
Bart Stupak is the Democratic Congressmen who added the "no abortions for people who can't afford them out of pocket" amendment to the House Health Care bill. Guess where he lives! More » -
#fieldguide
The Insanely Rich Young Mobile Ad Broker You've Never Heard Of
No one knows what Facebook and Twitter are really worth, sexy though the startups may be. But AdMob, an obscure company in Silicon Valley's hinterlands, has a very clear, solid value: $750 million in stock from acquirer Google. Yay boring! More » -
#opencaption
'I Believe the Scientific Term Is Nubbin'
[Lady Gaga show the host of German talk show Wetten, dass...? just how big her penis really is. Image via Getty] -
#advertising
Gays Finally Ruin the Bible
Homos park on Noah's Ark? We all owe fundamentalists a big apology. [The Inspiration Room via Copyranter. Click to enlarge.] -
#divorces
Steven Tyler Breaks Up with Aerosmith via Blog Posts
This is not how rock bands are supposed to die. Bands are supposed to go out in a blaze of charred hotel suites, blood feuds and drug overdoses. Instead, Aerosmith's end came in a blog entry. More » -
#recessionomics
Frugality Is the New...Hey, Stocks Are Back!
The Way We Live Now: Frugally. Frugality is the new "Buzzword," for both rich and poor! It makes rich people sound good, and for poor people...well, it's necessary, really. Doesn't mean you can't be fabulous, though! The rich, we mean. More » -
#mondayhate
The New York Times Columnist Who's Helping To Ruin The Future
Why is John Tierney so skeptical, and yet so gullible? The New York Times' science columnist is one of the most vocal global-warming doubters in the media, but when it comes to Ray Kurzweil's Singularity and geo-hacking, he's suddenly wide-eyed. [io9] -
#thefugitive
Emma Thompson's Name To Be Removed From Polanski Petition This Week
Emma Thompson was on The View today to talk about her admirable work fighting sex trafficking. Strangely, the ladies didn't ask her about another case of sexual exploitation—the one Roman Polanski perpetrated and Thompson initially appeared to endorse. [Jezebel] -
#advertisement
Feed Your Desperate Need for New Music by Entering to Win a $150 iTunes Gift Card
Earth to your iPod: "Single Ladies" has jumped the shark. Time for new music! We want to help. Take this survey, email the last question to surveys@gawker.com, and you'll be entered to win a $150 iTunes Gift Card. [Rules] -
#hipstergrifter
The Hipster Grifter Has a Great Reality TV Show Pitch
It's a weekday, and that means the Hipster Grifter is back, with some more sexxxy jail correspondence! Besides her usual ho-hum tales of imaginary lesbian jail sex, Kari reveals her wacky idea for a reality TV show. Snag her now!
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#surrealestate
San Francisco Braces for Gen. Tom Cruise to Move In (And Perhaps Lead Scientology Offensive)
There's a rumor circulating in the San Francisco press and real estate community: Tom Cruise just bought an $18 million mansion in town. An overgrown pied-à-terre wouldn't be too terrifying — except for that local Scientology expansion drive. More » -
#recaps
Mad Men: The Night of Don's Reckoning
The professional became very personal last night, as Sterling Cooper dissolves and Don has to account for all his past behavior in order to survive. As we all wonder what the future holds, the past has finally been sorted. More » -
#traderoundup
It's Looking Not That Much Like Christmas for Carrey's Carol.
It's not the stocking stuffer Disney hoped for. After spending $180 million on the biggest 3D picture to date, looks like the Iger family might have to make make due with Hyundai's instead of Maserati's under their tree this year. More » -
#puppies
Somebody please save this poor puppy. You selfish monsters.
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#juicing
'Food' Causes Obesity, Warn Scientists
You thought you could guzzle fruit juice forever without getting fat, fatty? No! Scientists warn the calories in fruit juice make you fat just like the calories in soda. Other "danger" foods that put you at risk for weight gain: More » -
#panic
Fancy Stroller Recall Brings Park Slope to Grinding Halt
Why does the average Park Slope parent enjoy pushing around their vulnerable young children, Daffodil and Ainsley, in a stroller that could, at any moment, chop off their tiny defenseless fingers?
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