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#christmasshopping
Comcast Buys a Bunch of Awesome Cable Networks and Some Broadcast Thing Called 'NBC'
GE and Comcast officially announced that this morning that they've come to terms on a deal over NBC Universal. It's really, really complicated, but the upshot is that Jeff Zucker still has a job for some reason. More » -
#holidaze
Yelp's Holiday Party Way Lustier Than Yours
At Yelp, every review is a chance for free drinks, every email a chance for distasteful punning — and every company party a chance to leer, spank and orgy out. Judging from the pictures, 2009's holiday bash was no exception. More »
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#crime
Ho hum, Minnesota man convicted in $3.6 billion Ponzi scheme. No one notices any more.
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#advice
A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods: Play Some Golf
It might appear that Tiger Woods has lots of problems these days, but in fact he only has one problem: He is a boring, boring man who finds himself in a non-boring situation. We know how to solve this.
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#opencaption
Discomfort and Joined
[The network trotted out big guns Rob Thomas, Mayor Michael Bloomberg, Zach Levi, Jane Krakowski, Michael Buble, and another selection from Aretha Franklin's curious hat collection for the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree lighting ceremony last night. Image via Getty] -
#recaps
Top Chef: Three Chefs and a Little Lady
A rainbow parabolas over the fertile Napa valley. A dream is asphyxiated amongst the vines. Top Chef is nearing its end. I'm Joshua David Stein. I'll take you there. Ain't nobody cryin'. Except the loser. More » -
#crazies
Hal Turner: America's Most Pitiful Man
Harold "Hal" Turner, pitiful racist guy with an internet radio show, is living out a fantasy by being put on trial by the Feds for advocating the murder of judges. Which is less hardcore when you consider he's a snitch. More » -
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#crime
Cop-Shove Bike Victim Does Something Bad One Year Later
Chris Long, the bicyclist who was famously shoved off his bike in Times Square by an asshole cop last year for no reason, was arrested in Brooklyn yesterday for drunkenly kicking a car. Looks like that cop is vindicated. [NYP] -
#blinditems
Which Celebrity Has Been Having All Sorts of Affairs?
In the most shockingly easy item ever, this star has been diddling club hostesses and waitresses. Who could it be? Also, the return of Coke Mom and another old gem about keeping it in the family. Blind items are fun! More » -
#revisionism
Pirate-Hijack Ship Crew Ungrateful For Being Made Heroes
Well-known fact: Hero naval captain Richard Phillips is the biggest hero next to Sully, due to his heroic act of getting rescued from Somali pirate hijackers. So why is his ungrateful crew staging a retroactive mutiny? More » -
#frontpages
Tiger Woods Admits Cheating, No-One Knows What Will Happen in Afghanistan
If you like Afghanistan, golf or money (and pretty much everyone likes one of those things) today is a good day on the front pages for you. If you are Tiger Woods however, it's best that you read a book. More »
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#gossiproundup
Lindsay Has Her Eye on Jessica Alba's Man
Lindsay Lohan's Rashomon-like love life takes three different turns in one day, Tiger Mistress #1 prepares to tell all, and the Salahis cancel Christmas. Come bathe in a sea of Thursday's gossip. More » -
#mannipples
Sexy Men Are Happy to Show Their Sexy Chests
Men do not have breasts. But our chests are beautiful creatures in their own right, which is probably why the man-cleavage, or heavage, is taking America by storm. We are apparently in a new "golden age of male chest hair." More » -
#fieldguide
Meet Jasmine Lennard, Casey Johnson Vibrator Victim and Transatlantic Fameball
After moving to L.A., this hypersexual British socialite and reality TV star couldn't land a headline, no matter how many nips she slipped or how much body paint she wore. Then, Casey Johnson planted a sex toy in her bed. More » -
#servicey
Reverse Cowgirl Is the Most Swine Flu Resistant Sex Position
Just in time for flu season: Cosmo's guide to making your man's cheeks flush with pleasure, not fever. It should be noted that sex partners you don't kiss may be "high risk" for other contagions. [scan via] -
#traderoundup
Rupert Everett: Gay Actors Should Stay in the Closet
Hollywood gays: Stay in the closet! That's what Rupert Everett ("Another Country," "My Best Friend's Wedding") told the UK's Guardian. Even though you may be happier in the end, your career will suck, which is the most important thing. More » - Yesterday - December 2, 2009
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#blogsaredead
Handicapping the Impending New York Times Blog Massacre
New York Times brass is publicly hinting that its 70 (!) blogs will soon be culled to a less absurd number. Worried your favorite will be killed? We've handicapped the survival chances of eight blogs for your convenience.
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#yeahman
Obama's Face Appears on Blotter Acid
It's like how Jesus is always appearing in pieces of toast in Argentina! Change we can eat and stare at the ceiling for hours on. Thank God this didn't come out during the election. [Boing Boing] -
#holidaze
The Year End Party Is Over for Yahoo, We're Told
We hear Yahoo is canceling its annual "Year End Party" for 2009. That's quite a change for a company that last year held three company parties and additional bashes at the departmental level, amid layoffs. More » -
#twitterati
Shopping with the Enemy
A purged BusinessWeek-er ran into the leader of the new guard; Loren Feldman heckled some oversharing newlyweds; and a celebrity devoured a whole McRib thing. The Twitterati swallowed the awkwardness. More » -
#picoftheday
Cop a Feel
[Two security guards take pictures of radio host Meredith Walusek outside of Tiger Wood's house in Florida. Her sign says, "Tiger—They offered me $500,000—I'm keeping my mouth shut!" Image via Getty] -
#ebay
The United States of Consumerism, Interactive Edition
This is eBay's rendering of transaction activity on Black Friday; notice how the seller-heavy rural areas (yellow) are offloading their juno on the coast elites (red). What was the flow of crap to your neighborhood. More » -
#jurisprudence
The Man Who Was Really There
Firas Al-Qaisi is an Iraqi attorney who risked his life helping the American forces in Baghdad which led to weeks of torture and dentention by Shiite militias. Now he's suing the U.S. for $200 million for trying to murder him. More » -
#peenaboo
The Search For Lady Gaga's Penis: Elle Magazine Edition
Lady Gaga is looking very lady-like on the January cover of Elle. She can't fool us! We know there is a penis hiding in there somewhere. Please help us search for it. More »
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#facts
Science: Bigger kids more likely to be big.
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#opencaption
Check Out That Bass
[Leighton Meester, Ed Westwick, and Laura Herring all take a look at Serena van der Woodsen's latest inappropriate attire on the set of Gossip Girl yesterday. Image via INF] -
#goodgrief
You're A Good Man, Barack Obama: Afghanistan War Meets Classic Animation
Who says A Charlie Brown Christmas and Barack Obama's address on Afghanistan can't make beautiful policy together? In fact, who better than Charlie Brown, undertrodden everyman, to articulate the frustrations of a confused and embattled nation? [Jezebel] -
#clipjob
Gawker.TV: The Five Best Videos Ever of the Day
Today at Gawker.TV, a Florida State player completely freezes during a game, behind the scenes of OK Go's video, the Iraqi shoe-thrower dodges a shoe, PostSecret video confessions, and James Franco mucks up a scene on General Hospital. More »
