WB Fall Sched: Junior Network Cutely Fills In World On Its Fall Plans

More from the upfronts: Amidst pats on the head from ABC, which also unveiled its new schedule today, the WB television network stood on its colorful, plastic chair at the kids table and adorably announced its plans for the Fall season. Its new shows include Jack & Bobby, the dramatic retelling of the childhoods of John F. and Robert F. Kennedy, one of whom would grow up to be the most powerful man in the world and fuck Marilyn Monroe senseless in violation of the Roman Catholic rite of marriage. The WB will also attempt to counterprogram NASCAR broadcasts at the local Hooters, giving comedian Jeff Foxworthy the sketch comedy show "Blue Collar TV." It's just so precious when the netlets put on their big boy pants and come up with their own shows!