Network Upfronts: Afterthought Edition

After an hour-long struggle with the rabbit ears on our console television, Defamer has confirmed that there is indeed a television network called "UPN," and that the network announced its Fall schedule at the upfront presentations to advertisers in New York today. Trying to break the perception that the netlet is merely an outlet for Star Trek DVD outtakes and post-Urkel urban fare, the apparently pro-bulimia UPN is running two cycles of its hit America's Next Top Model during the upcoming season. ANTM will also run twice a week, allowing you to see more painfully skinny chicks per half-hour than an Olsen Twins straight-to-video marathon.