The perfect t-shirt

ChicHappens reports that Ken Courtney's Just Another Rich Kid collection includes t-shirts that say "I fucked Paris Hilton." (Or Chloe Sevigny, Casey Spooner, Kelly Osbourne, Gisele, Anna Wintour, John Galliano, Alexander McQueen, Zac Posen, Yves Saint Laurent, or Christian Dior.) Why, why, why didn't we think of that?
Starfucker [ChicHappens]