A few favorites:
· "Food tastes like socks"
· "If you were on fire, they wouldn't even throw a drink on you"
· "I cannot give credit to [this place] other than to praise them for hiring the mentally handicapped"
· "Grandma cooked like this, Grandpa died young"
Unfit for print [Zagat via MeFi]
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