Gawker 
Mar 30, 2003 3:54 PM
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The New York Freemasons are conducting a recruitment drive to increase their ever-dwindling membership. As part of the campaign, they're offering a one-day class "compressing the rituals that could take a year to master." Advanced courses in secretly controlling the media, various government agencies, and small third world countries will require an additional two weeks. (Night classes available!)
New York Masons start spreading the news [LA Times]
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