Simon Dumeneco analyzes the recent AOL ad campaign that featured Sharon Stone writhing on a bed post-orgasm, then slyly telling her loverthe AOL running man iconthat "that was the best experience [she] ever had." Dumeneco's take: "Here, in a nutshell, is the message of AOL's new $35 million ad campaign: SHARON STONE IS NOT GETTING LAID." He adds, "The dipshits at America Onlinehaving just now realized that everyone wants broadband (as opposed to AOL's standard pokey, dial-up service)think the cutting-edge way to market their own high-speed service is with this hot hot hot new phenomenon called 'cybersex.'"
Base Instincts [NY Mag]