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Sally Struthers Doesn't Mind Being Photographed, No Matter How She Looks |
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I have decided to create a new verb. The verb shall be "Zeta-Jones," meaning "to eat ravenously, as if downing last bowl of Sally Struthers-provided rice in the midst of a famine." Example sentences: "I really, really wanted to be Anna's assistant, but I had Zeta-Jonesed one too many carb-loaded dinners at Babbo to fit into my size zero skirt. Damn you, Mario." Yes? No?
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Gawker 
Apr 24, 2003 4:59 PM
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