Possible causes of death:
1. Pics of Catherine Zeta-Jones pregnant, naked and smoking. (Cannot read file, as file has been removed under threat of litigation.)
2. Anna Wintour spotted in the Pentium processor.
3. Naked pics of Paris Hilton (Overheating.)
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