A Gawker stalker reports last night's events at Soho House: "A teeny David Bowie and his wife Iman. Posh and David Beckham - she was wearing a horrid frock but looked very lovely. He looked like a skanky gypsy, of the kind that spins the waltzers faster when you scream. He was without the corn rows but wearing a ponytail on his head and he had a broken right arm. Really ridiculous. Sort him out, Sugar. Anna Wintour - nondescript really. Sure there were loads of others but I was drinking wine and lost both vision and memory.'"

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