An excerpt from "The Hipster's Guide to Dating" by Robert Lanham (of Hipster Handbook fame) in the July issue of Playboy, on newstands next week. (Some of us really do read Playboy for the articles.) "She's giving you all the right signals and now you want to invite her to your place. Never say, 'Do you want to come inside for a nightcap?' unless it's clear you're being ironic. We recommend employing more-current persuaders such as, 'Wanna smoke up?' or 'Yo, you gotta check out my collection of obscure Belguim techno mastermixes on limited edition vinyl.' Take care to hide any Friends DVDs, framed Monet prints, aerosol deoderant and any other 'mainstream' accoutrements in your home that could turn her off. And now that she's within reach, don't blow it by playing cheesy seduction music like Barry White or Sade. And for god's sake, don't play anything 'atmospheric' like Songs of the Humpback Whale or Enya."
"The Hipster's Guide to dating: everything you need to know to seduce a subculture sex goddess" [Playboy]

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