Frequent Gawker post subject Ken Courtney from JustAntherRichKid, writes:
e-LO.
so i'm sitting at ANGELS SHARE
last night with my friend
having a MINT JULEP...
he a MOJITO.
and it occurred to me:
the MOJITO has to be OVER.
its been 3 years.
in the six years i've lived
here there have only been two
IT drinks:
1...the COSMO
2...the MOJITO
whats the new IT drink?
and does it have to end in O?
k-LO
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