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    Fame in 2 weeks or less

    The Learning Annex is featuring a [non-ironic] course on "How to Become Famous in Two Weeks or Less." Given that the city is teeming with would-be Andy Warhols, I can't believe there's even space left in the class. Things class participants learn:
    · How to pose for any photo so that it runs in the party pages the next day.
    · Dissect the magazine masthead and learn who to attack - from the features editors to the executive editors, the authors will explain who on the magazine has the power to make you famous.
    · How to befriend gossip columnists. [Ed.—There's a formula?]
    · How to parlay your personal life into a lucrative book deal.
    How to become famous in 2 weeks or less! [Learning Annex]


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