The nightmare is over; the one-hundred thousand Dave Matthews fans gathered in Central Park last night have dispersed to their suburban hovels. There was only one death: a truck loaded with portable toilets crushed a man on Seventh Ave. We die so that Matthews fans might crap.

In today's Post: "'Frat boys and goatees - it's all good,' said one concertgoer in the largely well-behaved crowd." Ugh. Where was bin Laden when we really needed him?
Pedestrian Killed by Truck Hauling Portable Toilets [NY Post]
Dave Hits It Out of The Park [NY Post]

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