Number one phrase New Yorkers dread to hear in the office: "I need you to go to Boston for a few days." Of being in that city itself, we can only offer our apologies and slip you an Ambien. But now at least you can avoid Amtrak, that scary but cheap Chinatown bus, and a shoe search at JFK. Why, it's LimoLiner, with high speed internet, enhanced cell reception, movies, and a private conference room!

The downside: like the Hamptons jitney, you just can't pretend you're not on a fucking bus. Of course, even worse than the jitney, you also can't pretend that the bus is not bound for the soul-death that is Boston.
Limo Liner [via NYC Notebook]

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