Eerily, I was just writing a pledge to never use the words "Paris" "Hilton" "Sex" or "Tape" again.

But it's official: the next sex tape allegedly records a three-way between Ms. Hilton, Playmate Nicole Lenz and... drumroll please... MTV's Simon Rex.

(Simon Rex? Whatever happened to him?)

Christ. This is going to be like Columbia Record and Tape Club. Even if you really want to unsubscribe, the CDs — in this case, the home sex videos — just keep arriving every month.
The New Paris Hilton Tape [The Kicker]

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