That bastard Mark Simpson, who coined the horrid term "metrosexual," has finally apologized. "If I'd known that metrosexuals would take over the world and make everyone wear fake tan and use glutinous hair care products I would have written about baseball instead," says a release on PRNewswire. Oh sure: then he'd have invented ballsexuals.

But Simpson, like everyone else who wants to sell a book or two, hasn't learned any real lessons — he goes on to describe himself as a tackily-dressed lesbosexual. No, no, don't jump up and fetch your shiv: I deserve the pleasure of killing him myself.
Man Blamed for the 'Metrosexual' Says 'Sorry' [Yahoo!]

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