Gawker 
Dec 22, 2003 11:56 AM
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· Still Crazy After All These Years: Superfreak Bernie Goetz, celebrating his 19th anniversary of not shooting people.
· Still unclear on the concept of "best and final": deluded moguls, the morning after the New York sale.
· Drugs on Christmas: "Coke is a totally acceptable holiday drug," and "Heroin is okay, but only if you are alone in a Detroit hotel room into which you've dragged a fern from the lobby which you've decorated with lit cigarettes."
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