· "When I was younger and going through an awkward stage, people used to always tell me I looked like my dad," says Chelsea Clinton. "But now people are telling me that I look more like my mom, which I love because I think she's beautiful." [NY Daily News]
· Related: Chelsea Clinton jumps on table and jumps on new father Mark Wahlberg in front of her boyfriend. [NY Post]
· Michael Jackson's allegations of police misconduct come undone and his spokesperson resigns in the face of the Nation of Islam. [NY Post and NYT]
· Drew Barrymore, desperate to be a Vogue cover girl, gives Us Weekly her two-year old letter of apology to editor Anna Wintour. [NY Daily News]
· Paris Hilton does some "charity" for washout and Backstreet Boy Nick Carter. [NY Post]
· Remembering Glamour's "A day in the life of his penis" article, and other v. v. important glossy moments from the year in magazines. [Wash Post]
· Courtney Love, actress, musician, mother - butt-nekkid? And rambling? No way. Wait, she's in rehab? [IMDB] via [NY Post]

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