· NY Post's blind items: Amanda Lepore is a meth-head? John Kerry is a womanizing date-snatching he-whore? [NY Post]
· Tom Cruise loves Kiehl's. NY Post]
· Celebrity parties to crash, and Cameron Diaz resolves to wear a bra more in 2004. [NYDN]
· WWD's Jacob Bernstein says Star publisher David Pecker has shitty reading comprehension. [NY Post]
· Foot- and tooth-loose Chloe Sevigny reportedly sucked Vincent Gallo's dick right out of the William Morris Agency. (Actually, we doubt that Chloe was ditched from William Morris over Brown Bunny: that would be a wildly delayed reaction.) [NY Post]
· Richard Meier to build third ugly tower on Perry Street, obstructing celebrity's views of new ugly towers to be built at the WTC. [NY Post]

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