Wonkette, the newest website of Gawker Media's shady and shabby "media empire" (cough), launches today. It's devoted to gossip and nastiness in politics and Washington, D.C., so I must ask: what kind of sick fuckers are gonna read it? (Oh yeah: all you freaks who kept watching "K Street" after the first five dreaded minutes.)
In any event, I must plug it because A) I'll get so fired if I don't and B) it's written by this totally bitchy chick, Ana Marie Cox, who evidently couldn't keep a job 'til we gave her one. She cracks my shit up.