Apparently the unions are hot for reality TV contestants. In short, the guilds want to unionize people who practice no trade and have no careers. It's sort of like unionizing "special" elementary school students, or the monkey cage at the zoo.
Of course this would make the best reality show ever: this week, Elimidate contestants watch slackjawed as Queer Eye Carson Kressley scratches The Apprentice's Omarosa's eyes out in the union steward elections!
Unions want to organize reality TV [Reality Blurred]
