E!'s new "public service" is answering letters from disturbed celebrity-obsessed children. Giving advice to a befuddled New Jerseyan on what kind of dog to get, E!'s Answer Bitch notes the heinous proliferation of small yappy dogs among celebrities, and calls up Carmen Electra's people to find out about her own personal ugly furry thing.

"She's sooo busy with the wedding," a flack told me, "that I can't even talk to her."

Oh, you mean the MTV show 'Til Death Do Us Part, on which Carmen and Dave Navarro will further pummel the once holy act of marriage, already a maggot-ridden carcass after what Nick, Jessica, Trista and Ryan have done to it? That wedding, you mean?

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