· Animal-lover Pam Anderson to introduce "cruelty-free" Uggs. What, the heinous boots are invisible? [NYP]
· Chloe Sevigny is the Rodent Queen of her mouse-infested apartment building. [NYDN]
· The Marxists at Rush & Molloy say Jenny from the block should put the rock in hock and donate the proceeds to her Bronx elementary school. [NYDN]
· Amy Sacco, Lot 61 party queen, says she'll leave town if the City institutes "nightlife license" requirement to keep clubs open after 1 a.m. Buh-bye, Amy. [NYP]

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