Last night's Apprentice featured massive whoring of Donald Trump's new bottled water. Blogger Bunsen on the iconography of Trump's liquidity:

The label features Trump's unmistakable mug plastered next to the water's pedestrian logo. But its background appears to be a lake of fire in the deepest bolgia of the Inferno itself. The Donald's beady eyes burn into the helpless soul of the thirsty consumer, as a corona of hellflame licks the edges of the world's most celebrated comb-over. Drink this, say the eyes, or sail in desiccated agony on a stream of magma as the blaze of the Trump Empire melts your internal organs into primordial soup. Drink Trump.

Poland Spring is doom, insist the eyes, and Evian is nothing but the douche of Beezlebub.

Some Say the World Will End in Aquafina, Some Say Ice [Bunsen]

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