More Timesian verbs, after Shafer:

We're thinking about David Carr, media reporter: "To Carr: (v) to obsess regarding the release of absolutely any periodical or other bound publication at a minimum of 1200 words even if it is a monthly magazine devoted to the cat food market."

And from a reader on Amanda Hesser, interim restaurant critic: "What about To Hesser: (v) to taste the ass of the restauranteur whose behind you're kissing, instead of tasting his not-so-exciting food."

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