Oh, no. Michael Musto just smuggled out a little online update to his column from this week: "Ivana Trump is about to announce the launch of her own reality show, called The Girl on Top." We're not sure exactly what she's "on top" of these days, but I'm sure she'll let us know. Many thanks for all the coming months of lewd puns by lonely headline writers, Ivana.
Michael Musto [Village Voice]
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