FRIDAY

· "America's first supermodel" Janice Dickinson reads from "her" new book Everything About Me Is Fake... And I'm Perfect at Borders.
· Sluts from Spence, hos from Horace Mann, dum-dums from Dalton and other vile NYC private schoolers read their poetry this evening at Barnes & Noble.
·Happy 2nd birthday Aktion! Put on your party hat, head to Lit, and help Justine D celebrate this momentous occasion with free Red Bull and vodka from 11:30 p.m. - 12:30 a.m.

SATURDAY
·Someone told us Janice Dickinson was performing at Warsaw tonight? What?!? Ohhh... they must have gotten her confused with Patti Smith.
· Finally meet i_heart_rareLPz69 in person at the WFMU Record Fair.
· As they say, "May Day is Jay Day." Holla. Blow some endo and join in the annual Marijuana March.

SUNDAY
· From the offensive little brain of Avenue Q's Jeff Whitty — we're still humming along to "Everyone's a Little Bit Racist" — comes Suicide Weather, a dark comedy about a dysfunctional family. Catch a reading/preview at Makor.
· Hear on the up and up electropunk white guy/Asian girl duo Mommy and Daddy scare it up tonight at Sin-e.
· Fling in honor of spring as the Blackkat Collective throws its annual May Day celebration in Tompkins Square Park. After the show is the after-party at Guernica. And after the party...is the hotel lobby. Whooo!!

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