A reader gives even better advice than the Ethicist on where to keep your awards statuettes in your cramped New York apartment:

After reading about Randy Cohen s answer to the where to put an Emmy issue, I just had to share this. Ethan Coen keeps (or kept it s been a few years since I was there) his Oscar for "Fargo" in the master bathroom, on a little ledge above the door, so that the only way you d notice it is if you were sitting on the toilet. I think this is a brilliant idea and would encourage all other Hollywood types to follow suit.

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