Yeesh! Sorry about the long gap this afternoon. Someone must have ripped those server-powering gerbils from their little rusty wheels. (I'm looking at you, porno sibling Fleshbot.) Fortunately, we're movin' on up in the next 24 hours — we're getting some of those fancy Upper East Side servers! Mmm! Here's the good news: because of this whole "time zone" thing, Defamer keeps posting after I start my end of the day vodka IV and give up on trying to type in complete sentences. So, you know: do it LA style for the rest of the evening. Thanks!

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