We're almost totally over yesterday's Magazine Awards — but c'mon, how often do you get to see people with no social skills, all dressed up and crammed tight up against their mortal enemies? Besides, you know, lunching at Lever House every day.

Today's wrapup in the Washington Post reflects the severe... how do you say? Ah, manliness of the awards.

Men's Health won the personal service award for articles related to cardiac health. The articles inspired an attack of heart-related punning by the judges, who cited the magazine's "defibrillating jolt of service journalism" and its "palpitating photography" while concluding that "this package doesn't miss a beat."

"Package"? Now we're talking! Our congrats to any women who might have accidentally won an award.
Esquire the Alpha Male of Magazines [WaPo]

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