1. Homebody/Kabul, Tony Kushner s creepily prophetic work on the cultural, emotional, and political implications of the conflict in Afghanistan plays tonight at BAM. We're so not going. (Hello, Troy?)
2. Corset your fat back in: The New York Burlesque Festival kicks off tonight with a bash at Pussycat Lounge. Guests of honor include (and I m not making this up) Trixie Little and the evil Tap-Dancing Hate Monkey, who are coming up all the way from Baltimore to do whatever it is they do.
3. Equal doses Kraftwerk, Joy Division, and straight up Eurotrash, Colder headline Flyer mag's six-year anniversary party at Rothko tonight. Yeah, they re overrated, but stealing drugs from drunken hipster chicks' purses isn t.
4. The Fourth Annual Bicycle Film Festival heats up today at the Anthology Film Archives. We're not exactly sure how the three previous Bicycle Film Festivals were successful enough to necessitate a fourth, but life is strange.

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