Chelsea — Manhattan's magical fairyland where the average rent for a 1-bedroom is $2,477 — is going straight, says the NYT. Perhaps it's for the best — we're not even sure how to start making fun of this sentence:
On a recent Saturday, Mr. Skroupa and Mr. Wilson went out for brunch and "literally less than one-third of the restaurant was gay," Mr. Skroupa said last week, pausing between bench presses at a New York Sports Club on Eighth Avenue.
