Last night was the Fahrenheit 911 screening at the Ziegfield; our Correspondent for Overhyped Rabble-rousing Filmmakers was there. His concise report:

1. Mike Myers loves middle America, as he spent a solid ten minutes afterwards taking pictures and signing pictures with some rough-looking WT tourists.
2. As a straight man, I can still acknowledge that Leonardo DiCaprio is a hot hot man.
3. I have no idea who the scarier bitter-white-woman-with-a-faux-genuine-smile is: Tina Brown or Martha Stewart.
4. Were I a gay man, forced to have sex with a NYC gossip columnist, Richard Johnson gets it over Lloyd Grove ten times out of ten.

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