Google's email addresses were a hot commodity for about five seconds, until it became apparent that just anyone could have one. Of course, not everyone can be, so naturally this calls for the most random eBay auction ever:

My nickname is Nicky and my favorite hotel chain is Hilton, so I decided to register the email address But then some jerk stole my shoes (see photo). And a man needs a pair of shoes, right? So I m raising money to buy myself some shoes by auctioning off the email address:

Buy Nicky Hilton's Gmail Address [eBay]
See also: Gizmodo Threeway Gmail Giveaway [Gizmodo]