1. Nirvana + flannel shirt: tell mom you re sleeping over at Bill s place (but don t worry, his parents are totally gonna be home). It s the first ever 90s party, tonight at The Cellar, 325 E. 14th St. Don t forget your older brother s ID.
2. Fuck chocolate and flowers: get your lady friend something she ll really appreciate at the Oscar de la Renta sample sale.
3. They may not be laughing with you, but at least they re laughing: get a fairly accurate and all too sobering glimpse into the life of a New York Observer fact-checker circa 2010 at tonight's Rejection Show.

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