1. Clever, un-Googleable bastards !!! rock out with their respective post-post modern cocks out at Bowery Ballroom tonight. (Or maybe Hammerstein? What do we know? Kidding.)
2. The Sundance-heavy Human Rights Watch film series opens today at the Walter Reade Theater. We hope there's lots of meta-film with long lingering shots of PR people hiding the premiere party buffet tables from radical darling Michael Moore.
3. Hideous hipster/hippie worlds collide tonight at Brooklyn, as Phish play their last ever NYC show. Avoid the dirty old man wearing outpatient scrubs saying that the sky is yellow and the sun is blue (true story).

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