Since we refuse to pay for it and they refuse to send it for free, we didn't get a copy of the subscriber-only nudie-model cover of New York mag. (Two covers were done for this week's issue: on the stands is a photo of Ethan Hawke. We imagine this evolved into two covers after Ethan Hawke backed out of plans to do the cover nude himself. So we'd like to think.) Anyway: we'll never know if we would have been shocked or thrilled about being subjected to a disturbingly pube-less supermodel in our mailbox. We probably would have figured it was just a reminder to get our asses waxed for thong season and gotten on with throwing away the bills.
New York Splits Over Sexy Cover [NYP]
Ethan Hawke's Next Act [NY Mag]

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