Survivor: Africa reality show winner Ethan Zohn was just trying to do some charitable work against AIDS in Africa. Unfortunately, the subtraction of a single letter in his statement made him into kind of an adulterous manwhore. The Times corrects today:

"We can make value judgments all we want, but through some cultural differences it has been all right for men in Africa to have multiple sex partners" not "all right for me."

Thanks for fixing that, but my wife's already filed divorce papers [TMFTML]

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