Will someone please do something about the Hilton family? Or, you know, perhaps Sumner Redstone and Viacom will finally roll out a Hilton Family Channel? Yes: Rick Hilton, father of reality star Paris, wife of would-be reality star Kathy, is shopping his own reality show, Variety reported today.

Of course, it's clear that the Hiltons aren't real. Obviously they're an alien plot to test the credulity of American consumers. Hi, we're failing!
Paris' Dad Does Vegas [E!]

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