Mira Sorvino's Bridal Registry

Since Mira Sorvino waited until yesterday to tell the world that she got married, we don't feel bad showing the world her (supposed) Tiffany's bridal registry today. Don't worry, there are still plenty of items on the registry waiting for your purchase. (That means no excuses, Travolta!) It only seems like she has everything an actress in the decline phase of her career could want: an Oscar for tolerating Woody Allen's shriveled genitals, intimate knowledge of Quentin Tarantino's "technique," and a 22-year-old husband to agree in between levels of Mario Kart that there just aren't any good roles for women in their thirties anymore.

UPDATE: The newlyweds are also registered at Williams-Sonoma and Pottery Barn, but those registries are password-protected. Looks like you'll have to stick to Tiffany's sterling silver napkin rings.