· Will the Olsen Family Circus sue the Star over their Mary-Kate rehab story? [NYP]
· Lizzie Grubman is back behind the wheel — and only has 1246 days of non-drinking probation left! We bet she's really, really thirsty. [NYDN]
· Fellow Kabbalists scalped free front-row Madonna tickets. Ah, we could stoop to some great money-changing jokes here. [NYP]
· Lindsay Lohan's dad arrested again. [Newsday]
· Page Six's anti-publicist vendetta continues: today's lying publicist is Damon Dash's rep, PMK's Amanda Silverman. [NYP]
· B Bar and APT deny entry to fag hags on gay pride weekend. [NYP and NYP]
· Best publicist pitch yet: didja know Jessica Simpson supports an entire Argentine village by popularizing their crocheted wrap-wear? Oh, honestly. I don't hear Mary-Kate Olsen getting credit for supporting half of Bogota. [NYDN]

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