Our Special Correspondent on Geek Sports, Steven I. Weiss of Fiddish, files a report from uptown:

Last night at Jake's Dilemma, a nicely-affordable bar in the 80's on Broadway [Ed. Note: We say Amsterdam], a whole bunch of corporate teams stopped by to drink and rest their sore muscles. One such team was the ImClone softball team, wearing red jerseys with the corporate name slapped across the front.

A fair number of them looked really young, athletic, and not particularly smart, so I thought that maybe they were bringing in a few ringers, but they denied it.

I cornered a few of them while they were leaving, and asked them what their won-loss record was, which they refused to answer. Of Martha Stewart, one of them had to say "We're rich and she's going to jail." He added "We don't play like we do science; we do science a lot better." So there you have it: a bunch of rich wimps.

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