Several weeks ago we walked into our offices [Ed Note: We're assuming Fox/TV Guide at 1211 Avenue of Americas?] at 8:30 a.m. to find several piles of crap right outside the elevator and a trail of it going from inside the (locked) door to the area of the bathrooms. We spent days trying to figure out who it was and whether it was deliberate or someone who was ill. We employees on that floor heard no more about it, but the office manager was supposedly going to investigate. Both FOX and TV Guide are on our floor. Doesn't this seem like a strange coincidence?
Coincidence? Hardly! The dastardly serial crapper strikes again!