Britney Spears's Really Tiny Liquor Binge

It just goes to show you: You can take the girl out of Kentwood, but you can't make the girl stop drinking booze out of tiny bottles and chasing it with Red Bull while gorging on junk food with her skeezy dancer fiancé in Malibu. On some level, it's refreshing that Brit has temporarily eschewed Hollywood pretension and embraced her inner trailer park. But we can't quite shake the fear [Ed. note—hope] she'll soon be opening a meth lab in her tour bus.

UPDATE: Some have suggested that The Sun got it wrong and the little bottle from which Britney swigs probably contains ginseng. Oh, you can get drunk on that stuff? We're switching to ginseng right now, we just need to find a tiny brown paper bag. Cheers!