Yesterday, a wacky communist judge stopped just short of deciding that protestors at the Republican Convention didn't have the right to be searched without probable cause. What next? No secret wiretaps? Don't worry, fans of law and order — mounted police will still be allowed to trample those dirty hippies clogging our streets.

Desperate times call for desperate measures: cajole, borrow, or even rent, if you must, some out of town residence between August 29th and September 3rd. Fuck the do-gooders and the politicos — when it all blows up, we can rebuild a shallower civilization from our squatted property in the Hamptons.
Searches of Convention Protesters Limited [NYT]
Related: New York to kiss media ass during convention. NYT.

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