Jeffrey Steingarten, the Vogue food critic (oh, the irony — it's like having a fashion critic for Nudist Monthly), is searching for a new assistant. And the ad, well — it sounds a little high maintenance over there.

If you want the job, clearly all you need to do is wrap your hair up in some cinnamon buns and put on your skimpy chain-mail Princess Leia outfit. You'll get used to the golden manacles, and watching him toss whole roast chickens in his maw isn't as gross as it sounds.
Assistant to Food Critic [Mediabistro]

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